Friday Five, Sponsored By Search Engine Greatness

by Mary on January 27, 2012

in Merriness

It’s been a while since I did a Friday Five post, right? Last one was in December! I seem to go through phases with blogging. You know.

It’s technically Friday here in the land of hobbits, so I figured it was a good day to do it.

Five Awesome Things That Happened This Week

  1. I did some pushups. Like a boss! Fitness goal accomplished! :)
  2. I made Pioneer Woman’s restaurant style salsa and it’s changed my life living in a country without great salsa.
  3. We got our wedding photos in the mail! They are all awesome.
  4. We didn’t eat out which was part of our goal for the week.
  5. JuJu wore a t-shirt. Okay I just put her in the t-shirt she normally sleeps on. I’ve never put clothes on a dog or dressed one up but this cracked me up: 
    juju shirt
    juju shirt

Five Dinners We’ve Had Recently

  1. Baked fish with roasted brussel sprouts
  2. Turkey meatloaf (veggies included) with sweet potato mash
  3. Honey soy ginger chicken thighs with broccoli
  4. Nachos with beef, veggies, guacamole, and salsa
  5. Stuffed chicken with cottage cheese & salsa, broccoli and cauliflower

Five Things I Want To Do Soon

  1. Learn how to sew! I still know nothing despite actually owning a sewing machine. ;)
  2. Figure out my face skin care routine that works so I can stick with something for a while without irritating my skin.
  3. Take JuJu to obedience training! She is actually really good and already knows the commands sit, come, and is starting to get stay. But I think training with other people and dogs will be great so I’m really looking forward to it for both of us. Can’t wait til she gets her last shots!

Five Recent Searches To A Merry Life & My Response

  1. expat sheep shearing blog” – Is this what my life and blog has become? Oh my. Guess I better shear a sheep soon and give the people what they want.
  2. “is obesity really a disability?” – No, I don’t believe it is in itself. But it can be disabling to a person.
  3. “a girls best day ever is when he proposes”  - It’s a good day, sure. But the best day ever? Not really. I prefer all the days after it really.
  4. “i won’t date fat girls” – That’s too bad. You are missing out on some wonderful women. Really.
  5. is it ok to have a big butt?” – I say yes. I like my bigger butt.

Five Interesting Reads

  1. A 17 year old girl ended up in the hospital after only eating chicken nuggets since age 2. WOW. She only eats chicken nuggets and says she has never tasted a fresh fruit or vegetable…. which led to anemia and breathing problems. I can’t even imagine this being a reality…. it makes me want to never, ever give my kids chicken nuggets.
  2. From Science Daily, the article Pictures of food create feelings of hunger. Yep, scientists have shown that just looking at yummy food stimulates your appetite. This is why I don’t read food blogs much anymore and why I keep my own food postings off the main part of the blog so I’m not constantly making anyone hungry. :)
  3. A cool story about a teenager – A 13 year old is the new powerflifting world-record holder. Abbey Watson is badass. And she likes bacon (and wears bacon socks)!
  4. Soreness is NOT an Indicator of Growth from Sable (my favorite new blog read because she lifts heavy and is awesome!). I know a lot of people think DOMS (delayed onset muscle soreness) after a workout means they are growing muscle and getting stronger, but Sable lays it out and explains that it just happens because you are working a new body part.
  5. Convert an Orang into a Candle with a Little Kitchen Oil from LifeHacker. Just because that is a pretty cool thing to be able to do.

More Recent Searches To A Merry Life & My Response

(Because the first round was so fun)

  • how to tell fat girls from voice” – Seriously? Do you think this is actually possible? Please tell me these people are kidding.
  • can you do zumba if you can’t dance” – Heck yes. I love Zumba and do it even though I’ve got zero dancing skills.
  • female stinky shoes” – Less smelly than male stinky shoes?
  • i dont feel smart anymore” – I don’t either most days. I’m scared to think it supposedly gets worse with kids. Oh the things I have to look forward to!
  • will a heart rate monitor improve my work out” – Yes, that’s why I’m a Polar fan girl/ambassador.
  • feeling her oranges and bananas while driving” – Last one because I don’t even have a clue about what to say to this.

Since I work in SEO I look at a lot of analytics for websites as well as my own. Oh, the things people type into Google. The things.  It’s sort of interesting to see how people’s minds work when they are searching for things online.

Hope everyone has a great weekend! :)

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{ 19 comments }

1 Miz January 27, 2012 at 4:44 am

DAMN I LOVE THIS!!!
and Abbey Watson
But more your vast amount of five greatnessment.
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2 Mom January 27, 2012 at 6:36 am

JuJu really took well to the tshirt, funny too.!! Sending your care package today Yeah candy and goodies, always nice to get a surprise, so look for it in a week or so when the ship gets in to port…Ha.. I will try to send it faster but you know…Love Mom

3 Mary January 27, 2012 at 7:10 pm

JuJu got used to the shirt after she realized she couldn’t take it off, haha.

Thanks Mom! Kepa will love his candy. :)

4 The Mrs @ Success Along the Weigh January 27, 2012 at 6:38 am

What a crack up on the search engine phrases! Gotta love a pup in a tee. For an experiment in futility you should try to put a wee shirt on Senor Kitty!
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5 Mary January 27, 2012 at 7:10 pm

That would end up in me covered in scratches and bleeding. ;)

6 kwithme January 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

I love the “I don’t feel smart anymore”. Your fear about feeling less smart with kids is that you are different smart with kids. You learn to juggle and schedule like a high paid social planner.

7 Roz@weightingfor50 January 27, 2012 at 2:33 pm

AWWW….Juju in a shirt?? SOOOOO cute!!! And aren’t some of those searches hilarious? I recent had “shaggy dog sushi” “old fat lady flipping middle finger” and “toilet seat yoga”. HUH????
Have a good weekend.

8 Mary January 27, 2012 at 7:11 pm

Crazy searches haha!

9 Deb January 27, 2012 at 3:54 pm

Wow. I am floored by that girl lifting all that weight! And appalled at that teenager only eating chicken nuggets her whole life. How does that even happen? So sad. :(

Okay, now I’m off to look at my recent search terms!

10 Jenn January 27, 2012 at 4:04 pm

“how to tell fat girls from voice” <——– it's ridiculousness made me spit out my coffee.

11 merri January 27, 2012 at 5:46 pm

Juju is so cute in her tshirt!!!!
My site search terms aren’t that interesting: Folsom Fair. The Devil’s Son (ok, that’s weird). Cxworx Review. Johnny cakes. Hair tidbits (that sounds like someone should wash their hair). Pool Party San Diego. Sometimes vegetarian cookbook. Sugar fresh. SF Playhouse what to wear. Facial scrubber brush. Exotic erotic ball & expo. Creamy garlic potato leek soup. Boy that’s the devil. Creepy boy (ummm). Does cxworx work. Tofu stir fry recipe. Dore alley festival. Tristan jaxx underwear (ok, my best friend always ends up coming up). Clairsonic beeping periodically.
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12 Jody - Fit at 54 January 27, 2012 at 7:41 pm

JuJu is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute! I love that Abbey Watson one – I saw here on the news!!!
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13 Liz January 28, 2012 at 1:01 am

cool post! love the pic of JuJu. May hit up avondale markets tomorrow.

14 Mary January 28, 2012 at 1:45 am

Is Avondale on Sunday? I can’t remember.

15 Cori January 28, 2012 at 7:50 am

Those searches are hilarious! I know I google some crazy stuff, but those just make you wonder what on earth someone is looking for. Also, chicken nuggets her whole life? WHY!? I know kids can be picky eaters, but that’s extreme.
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16 Morgan January 28, 2012 at 10:26 am

In that second picture of JuJu, she is totally looking at you like “Are you serious? Are we really going to do this?” Love it! She is so cute!

17 lindsay January 28, 2012 at 11:05 am

i love that your mom comments. So does mine! and juju, he’s just so cute. I think he needs a hat next.
Happy Sunday

18 Rachel January 29, 2012 at 2:38 am

Browneyedbaked.com has a great salsa too – I find great salsa in restaurants here, but not to buy in store.

19 Lisa February 7, 2012 at 10:53 am

I am glad to learn these things about you. I am excited to know what new tricks Juju learned after the training. I hope I can take a look of your wedding photos. Thank you for sharing.
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